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• You are in a room with a hugh oak table with curious carvings around the the edges.
  On the wall to the west is a tapestry depicting a great battle battle where the elves were able to defeat the Necromancer, but their greatest greatest weapon was broken into four pieces....
• May a great white shark use you for a teething ring.
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• The second reason that inspired the Admiral [Columbus] to launch his enterprise and helped justify his giving the name 'Indies' to the lands which he discovered was the authority of many learned men who said that one could sail westward from the western end of Africa and Spain to the eastern end of India
  and that no great sea lay between. -- Ferdinand Columbus, son of Christopher Columbus, -- The Life of the Admiral Christopher Columbus, ca....
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• It's a great place, and the drinks are cold!
• Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.
  Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star....
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....