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• You are in a room with mirrors on all the walls.
• There is a loud explosion, and you are suddenly splashed across the walls walls of the room.
• You have a wonderful way of going out of your way to be wonderful.
• The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
  I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• You are in a very strange room. Even though your lamp is on, it is as as if you had no light at all.
  I cannot tell which direction is which which and I am not sure if there are walls or exits....
• Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
• You are in a small room with marble walls, floors, and ceiling Your Your foot steps echo.
• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...