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You Are Indeed Getting Along In Years If You Can Remember The Auto Bumper That Was Difficult To Lift.
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You are indeed getting along in years if you can remember the auto bumper
that was difficult to lift. Now, a child can fold one and put it away!
Related:
You auto buy now.
Once an appeal is made to force to settle a disagreement, it is well to remember that there is now one thing you can not afford, and that is to lose.
You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...
You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy