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• You are in the elven king's treasury.
• The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
• You're in the home of the large mole named Murdoc. Passages lead lead off in all directions.
  But the only way in is by following Murdoc....
• blink vi.,n. [now rare] To use a navigator or off-line message reader to minimize time spent on-line to a commercial network service (a necessity in many places outside the U.
  S. where the telecoms monopolies charge per-minute for local calls)....
• A chasm, evidently produced by an ancient river, runs through the cave here.
  Passages lead off in all directions....
• I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
• When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today
  and all the stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were set apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off to the corners as bodies of a lower grade....
• I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.