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You Are Not Drunk If You Lie Under The Table.
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You are not drunk if you lie under the table. When you
no longer order from there, then you are drunk.
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You are not drunk if you lie under the table. When you no longer order from there, then you are drunk.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
When was the last time you were drunk?
Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am!