You Are Old, Said The Youth, And Your Programs Don't Run, And There Isn't One Language You Like

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You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run,
And there isn't one language you like;
Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none --
Have you thought about taking a hike?

Since I never write programs, his father replied,
Every language looks equally bad;
Yet the people keep paying to read all my books
And don't realize that they've been had.

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