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• What the hell are you talking about, sir? -- Bart, "Call of the Simpso
• You guys--you gain thirty pounds and we call you cuddly.
  We gain an ounce and you call us taxis. Then you don't call us at all. -- Carol Siskind...
• Mind if we call you Bruce just to keep it clear?
• Thank You -- Call Again.
• You call this fun? -- McCoy
• There was a phone call for you.
• What do you call a 6' 6" Angolan Guerilla with a sub-machine gun and six hand-grenades? "Sir.
• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....