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• You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
• You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose unless you have really *chunky* friends.
• You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. -- Edward Abbey
• Reverend Belling (Graham) You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
  Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives....
• Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????
• You can share your beer with your friends. -- Women vs. Bee