You Can't Be A Real Country Unless You Have A Beer And An Airline-it Helps If You Have Some Kind Of A Football Team, Or Some Nuclear Weapons, But At The Very Least You Need A Beer.

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You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline-it
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa (1940-94), U.S. rock musician

You can have a beer in public. -- Men vs. Bee
You can have a beer in public. -- Women vs. Bee
You can have a beer the whole month. -- Women vs. Bee
Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
You can shoot a Beer.
If beer finishes before you, you can have another. -- Men vs. Bee
You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning -- Women vs. Bee
You don't have to let a beer win. -- Men vs. Bee
You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee

You Can't Be A Real Country Unless You Have A Beer And An Airline-it Helps If You Have Some Kind Of A Football Team, Or Some Nuclear Weapons, But At The Very Least You Need A Beer.

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