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You can't be late until you show up.
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If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
If you are a worm, sleep late!
Death (Other Than Your Own)- is no excuse. If you can arrange for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all you work is up to date.
-- Work Rule...
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work.
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. Afterism, n.
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom...
Ever notice how religion and a political campaign are alike?
You can't tell if the promises are true until it's too late to go back....