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  -- Ronald Reagan (1981)...
• My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.
  The bombing begins in five minutes....
• I am not asleep. -- Ronald Reaga
• I am not senile. -- Ronald Reaga
• Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
  Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
• Poor dear, there's nothing between his ears.
  -- Margaret Thatcher, -- about Ronald Reagan, in the 6/2/88 issue of The New York Time...
• You can accomplish much if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reaga
• You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but only for a limited period of time.
  Why should we think that collectively, as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?...
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...