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You Can Tell A Real Programmer By The Keyboard Dents In His Forehead
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You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
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Real programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard.
You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
-- Alan J. Perli...
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
-- Alan Perli...
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....