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• This contract doesn't include a Sanity Clause. Everyone knows, there ain't no Sanity Clause.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• You don't fool me!! You're not really an idiot!!
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and You can fool all of the people some of the time, but You can't fool mom.
• You can fool the people about many things, but only a fool would be foolish enough to fool the people about money.
  -- Italo Bombolini...
• The subject of a sentence and the principal verb should not, as a rule, be separated by a phrase or clause that can be transferred to the beginning.
  -- Writing Rule 44...
• YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..etc.etc. - BUT NOT US!
• You can fool some of the people and really piss them off.
• You can fool all of the people some of the time; you can fool some of the people all of the time
  and that should be sufficient for most purposes....