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You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong.
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You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
Related:
Patry's Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
Martia: "We're outside the shield. Now it's your turn, Captain.
Kirk: "If you say so." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop....
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
You can go wrong by being skeptical as readily as by being too trusting. -- Lazarus Long
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.