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• A two-handed sword usually misses.
• I wish to show you how I feel, but am afraid to wield the double-edged sword that is emotion, for I do not wish to bloody you as I slice my own wrist.
• May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
• Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
• I'm surprised that your skull doesn't implode from the vacuum.
• OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics.
  Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus tells of a peasant who was occupied by a different devil for every day in the week, and on Sundays by two....