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A Woman Is Like A Piano. If She's Not Upright She's Grand.
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A woman is like a piano. If she's not upright she's grand.
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She aches, just like a woman...
She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
You tell 'em Piano, You're upright and square.
A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
In the past a sexy woman was one who lay on a sofa like an odalisque, smoking a cigarette.
Now she is an athletic woman....
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!