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You Can't Tell Your Friend You've Been Cuckolded; Even If He Doesn't Laugh At You, He May Put The Information To Personal Use.
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You can't tell your friend you've been cuckolded; even if he doesn't laugh
at you, he may put the information to personal use.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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