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• If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
• You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
• You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know much about hell, but you probably have to fly though Atlanta to get there.
  -- my mothe...
• If you want to cure a compulsive gambler, give him the Atlanta Falcons and four points.
  -- Paul Lynde...
• You are now in Atlanta, Georgia. Please set your clocks back 200 years.
• August 6 -- As "Ollie-mania" continues to sweep the country, one of the most popular video-arcade games in the country is a new one called -- this is true -- "Contra.
  The way it works is, there are are two soldiers on the screen, and when you put in a quarter, it never gets to them....