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• Since you're clearly mad as a mongoose, I'll bid you good-day. -- Edmund to Captain Rum : Potato
• Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip.
• he girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip? -- Hear about...
• Hear about... the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip?
• The day after tomorrow we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!
  (All) Hooray! (Caption: The Day After The Day After Tomorrow) ....
• If you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomise.
• You also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
• We're doomed to a watery grave with a Captain who's legless.
  .. Rubbish!...I've hardly touched a drop! ..No, no, I mean....
• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...