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• Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all.
  My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning...
• Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'?
  Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• You are *so* lovely." "Yes." "Yes! And you take a compliment, too! I like that in a goddess.
• A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
  C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all....
• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...