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You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
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Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
Our town was small but we got two things we're very proud of.
Night and day. If you have a year to live, move there--it'll seem like a lifetime....
every once in a while, you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you just look at it right.
.. -- Grateful Dead...
Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
-- Ed Abbey...
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
-- Doug Larso...
The game is supposed to be fun. If you have a bad day, don't worry about it.
You can't expect to get a hit every game. -- Yogi Berra...
Life moves pretty fast; you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
-- Matthew Broderick (in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, screenplay by John Hughes)...
You become what you think all day long, and those days become your lifetime. -- Dr. Wayne W. Dye