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• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her. -- Paul Geraldy
• A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
  -- Nancy Reaga...
• Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about.
  Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante....
• Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
• A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• Nothing is good in moderation. You cannot know good in anything until you have torn the heart out of it by excess.
  -- Oscar Wilde (to Andre Gide)...