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• Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
• You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
• Mickey Mantle: "What time is it, Yogi?" Berra: "You mean right now?
• You may fire when ready, Gridley.
• A piece of software is not perfect when you find nothing to add, but when you find nothing to remove.
• Fire alarm that doesn't ring when you sleep. -- Polish inventio
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• May I fire you?
• This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory
  his most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours....