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• If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
  .. neither of which work....
• If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
  -- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...
• Sir, I'll have you know that I cannot be bought and I cannot be threatened.
  But you put the two together and I'm your man. -- Norm Peterso...
• Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
• Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
• INTERLACE: To tie two boots together.
• HELP!!!! >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....
• Discretion - putting two and two together and keeping your mouth shut.
• But Honey, I need TWO 486's!