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• The smoker you drink, the player you get.
• You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
  That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
• I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.
  That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love....
• Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
• Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade. -- Leo Duroche
• You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete.
  It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover....
• IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.