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You Get The Best View Of Paris From The Eiffel Tower, Because You Can't See The Eiffel Tower From There.
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You get the best view of Paris from the Eiffel Tower, because you can't
see the Eiffel Tower from there.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
A penny dropped off the Eiffel Tower or the Empire State Building could kill whomever it hits.
Before you is the entrance to the tower which rises from the center of the courtyard.
In every visible direction the courtyard extends onward....
The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
Commandant: "This is the gulag Rura Penthe! There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier!
Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming! Punishment means exile from the prison to the surface!...
You're in the Necromancer's prison. No-one has ever escaped from here alive.
alive. You have been put in the highest tower and the door shut. Good Good luck, you'll need it....
Do you know 0320 ... APL? 0321 ... Ada?
0322 ... BCPL? 0323 ... C++? 0324 ... C?...
You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...