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• You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.
• Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
  Dale Carnegie...
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. -- Joseph Fische
• Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. FISCHER
• Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. - Joseph Fische
• Remember when "safe sex" meant your parents had gone away for the weekend? -- Rhonda Hansome
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Your own happiness increases the more you give your happiness away. -- Bruce Bogae