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• Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.
  -- William Allen White...
• If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.
• A disc cannot be read as easily as a filing cabinet.
  Unless you have a computer - which has problems reading a filing cabinet....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....
• You cannot believe in honor unless you have achieved it.
  Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world....
• If you can remember the 60's you weren't there.
• You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
  She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneri...
• We cannot put the face of a person on a stamp unless said person is deceased.
  My suggestion, therefore, is that you drop dead. -- James E. Day, Postmaster General...