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You Have Messed Yourself Up So Badly That You Can't Even Carry Carry The Lamp!
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You have messed yourself up so badly that you can't even
carry carry the lamp! Why don't we just call it a day. Come back some
other other time.
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I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
He came so close that you have been badly burned. You won't be be able to carry as much as before!
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry o
carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun....
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry o
carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun....
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Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
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