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• It's a good thing you're cute Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious.
  -- Oliana Mirren, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2...
• I don't know if she'll have time for you, Wes. She's destined to rule an entire world.
  -- Riker to Wesley about Salia, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8...
• How dare you! I am Rondon! You despicable Melonoid slime worm!
  Liar! -- Rondon to Wesley, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2...
• I supposed it had to happen. It usually does at about this age?
  What does? Glands, erupting with hormones. -- Geordi and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8...
• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Do you want this to become violent? -- Wesley to Rondon, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2
• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....