You Just Leave Those Russians To Me, Honey. I'll Take 'em All On, A Battalion At A Time, And Send Them Back To Omsk With Their Little Tails Between Their Legs.

You Just Leave Those Russians To Me, Honey. I'll Take 'em All On, A Battalion At A Time, And Send Them Back To Omsk With Their Little Tails Between Their Legs.

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You just leave those Russians to me, honey. I'll take 'em all on,
a battalion at a time, and send them back to Omsk with their little
tails between their legs.

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