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You Killed Ted, You Medieval Dick-weed! - Bill
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You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed! - Bill
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The Reaper Rap: You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper!
-- Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey...
Be *excellent* to each other. -- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Clinton: Ted, will you drive Hillary home?
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
You may be redneck... if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth... EXCELLENT! NOT!
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida.
Tranquillizers might get you killed.
You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse.
I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht....