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• You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your food. -- Garfield
• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
  find . -pen HiLiter -pri...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
  bottle: cannot open, opener: not found...
• You know it's going to be a bad day if you wake up with your water bed busted--and you know you ain't got a water bed.
  -- Jan Murray...