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You Know, Sometimes A Man Just Can't Satisfy All Of A Woman's Desires.
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You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which
is why God invented dental floss.
-- Susanne Kollrack
Related:
PUBIC HAIR: Organic dental floss.
PUBIC HAIR -- nature's dental floss.
Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?
The French fries are great. You can eat those or use them as dental floss.
And the triple-thick milk shakes. Which you can drink or take home--pave the new driveway in front of your house ....
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. -- Lily Tomli
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomli