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You Know Things Are Bad When You're Surrounded By Four Lawyers, And None Of Them Is Yours.
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You know things are bad when you're surrounded by four lawyers, and none of
them is yours.
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You will be surrounded by luxury. But it will not be yours.
Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours.
Put things back where you found them. -- Robert Fulghum...
You will be surrounded by luxury.
How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
There are four things that you can do with the hurts that come into your life
urse them; curse them; rehearse them; or reverse them....
You can't be happy if you do things different when you do them than when you discuss them.