You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Call "tails" Even When You Know The Coin Being Tossed Is One Of Those Two-headed Trick Coins.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Call "tails" Even When You Know The Coin Being Tossed Is One Of Those Two-headed Trick Coins.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You call "tails" even when you know the coin being tossed is one of those
two-headed trick coins.

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