You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Can't Figure Which Is Turning You On More

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Can't Figure Which Is Turning You On More

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You can't figure which is turning you on more: the dolphin or the trainer.

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