You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Routinely Find Yourself Buying (male Or Female) Exactly One Less Item Of Bathing Apparel Than You Have Previously.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less
item of bathing apparel than you have previously.

You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself keeping score in _Jaws_.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Low ceilings bother you considerably less than high floors.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . People have asked you on several occasions what *is*, in fact, the Best Tuna.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You have a favorite brand of fish food.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Routinely Find Yourself Buying (male Or Female) Exactly One Less Item Of Bathing Apparel Than You Have Previously.

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