You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Your Parents On Numerous Occasions Have Discussed Charging You Rent For The Bath Tub.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Your Parents On Numerous Occasions Have Discussed Charging You Rent For The Bath Tub.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
Your parents on numerous occasions have discussed charging you rent for
the bath tub.

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