You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Won't Go Anywhere Near A "Detail Shop.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Won't Go Anywhere Near A "Detail Shop.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You won't go anywhere near a "Detail Shop."

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!
at Triton near the end of _The Little Mermaid_....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.