-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...everything in your life turns into code...such as:
main()
{
while ( sleeping ) {
sleeping = !Rested();
if ( AlarmIsOn() ) sleeping = 0;
}
BrushTeeth( self );
Shower( self );
Dress( self );
Enter( car, self );
while ( !Started( car ) ) {
if ( Inserted( key ) ) Turn( key );
else
Insert( key );
}
}
And when you try to compile, you get:
"life.c", line 3: sleeping undefined
"life.c", line 7: self undefined
"life.c", line 10: car undefined
"life.c", line 12: key undefined
