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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Can't Digest Anything Except VendeCoffee(TM) And VendeChoc(TM).
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you can't digest anything except VendeCoffee(TM) and VendeChoc(TM).
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you don't care whether C or C++ is compiled or interpreted.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it to test if it is correct.