You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Go To The Movies And It Takes 5 Minutes To Get Used To The Flicker.

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Go To The Movies And It Takes 5 Minutes To Get Used To The Flicker.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you go to the movies and it takes 5 minutes to get used to the flicker.

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...it takes a conscious effort NOT to pronounce the 'd' at the end of common words.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
fork(): no more processe...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin to think in nested IF-THEN-ELSE clauses that would make a bureaucrat get lost.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in a dream, you are walking down a path (using PostScript's pathforall) and get woken up by a closepath.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in octal.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.