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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Have To Put A Happy Face On Paper, And Do It Sideways.
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you have to put a happy face on paper, and do it sideways. :-)
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're reading from paper media and when you finish the page you press the spacebar.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after writing a big report, you try to backspace in a pen and paper letter.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in art class you make a mistake in a drawing and look frantically for the undo button on the paper.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...a fly lands on the screen and you try to pick it up with the mouse and put it in the onscreen trashcan!
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you reach for the mouse to cut that piece of code from the sheet of paper on your desk and try to paste it into the editor.