You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Mourn The Death Of GOTO And Spaghetti Programming More Than Your Dead Fish.

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Mourn The Death Of GOTO And Spaghetti Programming More Than Your Dead Fish.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your
dead fish.

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in octal.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.