You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...your Complexion Has Turned Pale From Being Constantly Irradiated By The Monitor.

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...your Complexion Has Turned Pale From Being Constantly Irradiated By The Monitor.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your complexion has turned pale from being constantly irradiated by the
monitor.

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin all of your questions with "INPUT.
. ....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in octal.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...