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• My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a barnyard animal, and it's not central to my case?
  !' - 'Not in California.' -- Arnie Becker discusses marital infidelities on L.A. LAW...
• No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holme
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• P.S. If you don't receive this letter, it must have miscarried
  therefore I beg you to write and let me know....
• Homer: Okay, okay, but I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.
  [looks through his wallet] Well, I don't have one....
• I beg your pardon, I didn't recognize you -- I've changed a lot. -- Oscar Wilde
• Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak.
  Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in!...