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You'll Love It Dad! It's Fully Assembled!
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You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
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When the prototype has been fully assembled according to lab instructions, a minimum of 11 components are left.
-- Vuilleumier's Seventh Law...
Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
-- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
Confidence is the feeling you get just before you fully understand the problem.
I have fallen in love with all sorts of girls and I fully intend to go on doing so.
Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
I 'll make thee glorious by my pen, And famous by my sword.
-- Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only Love...
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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