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  Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot! Milhouse...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
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• As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
  What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, "that you make jokes about setting fire to a goat?...
• As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
  What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, "that you make jokes about setting fire to a goat?...
• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  What kind of answer did you have in mind?...