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• Life is a Ferris wheel - you get dizzy. -- Linette
• I don't know about microwave ovens. Food should not get hotter as you're eating it.
  It can't be good for you ... Maybe it's just mine....
• Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to DOING it.
• Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
  .. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
• The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn't get caught dead doing.
• Have you done your "good turn" today?
• 1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
  (2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing it....
• You never learned anything by doing it right.